Greg Zoobro was born with a terrible deformity: he has no body. He’s just a head with arms and legs. His vital organs are packed inside the bottom of head.
ADAM NOTE (5.4.20): This was my first cartoon created as a personal project. The ending ‘joke’ is quite jarring to me now given my current sensibilities, but reflects the way my friends and I talked during that time. It’s important to note that even when this was written, we were incredibly pro-lgbtq and anti-bigotry, which is why we thought it was ok to talk like this. I wouldn’t make that choice now, but I don’t want to scrape all of my content to hide anything that doesn’t fit with modern sensibilities.